It's an outrageous impertinence! Just because the stupid self-checkout machine doesn't scan my goods, I'm a thief! Even with a customer who doesn't even leave the store? You know what you orange farmers! I'd rather go to the Coop than let you take the piss! Why don't you introduce the same self-checkout devices that I use abroad and notify me if an item is scanned incorrectly? It's better to catch thieves and not honest customers! The Federal Court sends its regards! Soon you can replace all the machines, you idiots!