Say what you will, but Thomynaise Light is "unfortunately awesome." It's a shame that your shelves are empty in this regard, but somehow it's also understandable—we're not going to put up with everything...

The only problem is that you only have a "light version," so there's no real alternative from your own range. No real light version of your own brand. And so you're basically forcing me to "cheat" on you. That hurts my heart and my Cumulus card too.

Everything gets copied these days anyway, right? So why not just take the recipe (more or less) and put your own light version on the shelf? Then I (and surely other customers too) will remain loyal to you, buy my light mayo from you, and do the rest of my shopping with a clear conscience at Migros and not at the evil competitor whose name shall not be mentioned.
Or does something like this already exist and I should look less at my cell phone and more at the shelves?