Hello everyone, we've all heard about Trump and how he's swirling around the White House, I've only been watching until now, but now the fun stops for me, or rather it "GURKS ME". I recently discovered that my beloved cucumbers have risen from CHF 0.80 to a dizzying CHF 1.50, which is almost double the price. Are my cucumbers traded on Wall Street? If I had known that, I would have invested in cucumbers and not in gold! Dear Migros, did you want to hide the cucumbers from me at first and didn't think the old man would notice? I've noticed, the cucumbers are no longer immediately visible in my regular Migros and are hidden a little further back, but I've found them, ugh! :-P What should we do now to fix the cucumber gate? Is there an explanation for the exorbitantly higher price? Please don't tell me about aliens just because the cucumbers are green, I figured that out a long time ago! If necessary, I'll make an appointment with Trump to clarify the matter, I already have a great idea for greenhouses in Greenland! So, enough said, but dear Migros, can you explain the price increase to me? Will it stay that way or will I now have to switch to the cucumber's ugly sister, the zucchini? Please help!